THE IMPACT OF MY COMMENTS

My facetious remark about COYOTE WILD seems to have provoked people in a positive way.  I want to post a poetry challenge to the readers of this blog.  The late great Gabby Hayes was a stage actor before becoming Hollywood's arch Western sidekick.  I already did this on a listserve a month or so ago but I am going to do it here.  I would like to read a poem about doing important Shakespear monologues.  Go wild.  Just think of three Gabby Hayes in drag doing the witch scene from Macbeth.